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2004-11-17 - 11:11 p.m.

Imagine this - you witness an annoying teeny bopper popular high school student who was, incidentally, really really needlessly rude to you when you accidently nicked the bumper of her car while parking at Blockbuster, sitting outside, preening and doing homework. A bird poops on her homework paper as she's writing. She jumps up and runs about wildly, flailing and screaming in her irritatingly high-pitched valley-girl squeal,

"MOTHERFUCKINGSHIT! MOTHERFUCKINGSHIT OHMYGOD A BIRD JUST CRAPPED ON MY HOMEWORK MOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!"

Priceless.

 

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