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2004-07-21 - 2:11 p.m.

Isis sent me this story today, pasted from someone's LJ.

Wrap your minds around this one. So I'm contemplating whether I should keep seeing this guy I like a lot, right? He claims to have been interested in me for quite some time. Long story short, I can't tell whether he's growing disinterested, or I'm just paranoid. (I'm a paranoid person, I admit that.)So I asked for a sign.A little while later (maybe 10 mins) I found (and I kid you not) an American 1-cent PENNY... stuck in my buttcrack.I'm trying to figure out how it could have gotten there. I used the bathroom not TOO long ago, and it would have fallen off. I was sitting on my bed a while before, but I had underwear on. My stop-gap answer is "super magick mysterious juju-power"... stuck a penny in my butt.So I guess my question is, if this is an omen/sign, what's your best guess as to a meaning?

Me: I'm honestly trying to keep from giggling too loud here...hehe...that's one of the funniest most awesomest things I've ever heard. ^__^ Well....hmmmm....finding a penny can mean good luck......
Isis: and in your crack?
Isis: placed there by God
Me: SUPERAMAZINGGODLYBUTTCRACKLUCK
Me: I think you should take it as a GOOD sign. Because...I dunno...I think it's far too wonderfully weird to be bad.
Isis: hehe
Isis: now all luck should be compared to this
Me: I dunno how anything can POSSIBLY top that
Isis: "oh, wow! I won. I'm so lucky!"
Isis: "yes, but is it supermazinggodlybuttcrackluck?"
Me: ::cracks up::
Isis: "But i won a million bucks"
Isis: "yeah, well money is coming out of my butt."
Isis: i think we all know who the winner here is.


Chiri: i'd love to know someone who can make change come out of their butt
Chiri: that would like, be the highlight of my life
Me: Mine too, mine too

 

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