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2004-11-16 - 2:28 a.m.

GlassesMatt came to lunch today after having pulled an all-nighter writing some insane paper. He could barely focus his eyes, much less comprehend our meal conversation or even his food.

Matt, nibbling and poking at strips of grilled chicken on his plate: This chicken...is so dry.
Corey: Sucks fer you.

::conversation veers off and continues elsewhere, until::

Matt, inspecting chicken more closely: It's almost as if this is made out of...dried chicken. I mean...it LOOKS dry...it FEELS dry...it TASTES dry...
Corey: Then I'd guess it was dry chicken.
Matt: I mean, you could make chicken tea out of it.

 

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