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2004-09-12 - 9:06 p.m.

The other night at dinner, after I began to immaturely throw bits of pepperoni from my pizza at Andrew, Mike began to jokingly scold me.

"Now now, your food should be treated with respect!"

He held up his plate at a slant, displaying the food that he had cruelly mashed into unrecognizable mush just minutes before.

As if on cue, a knife that was imbedded in the mush promptly flipped off the plate and into Mike's lap, flinging food all over him.




It's all in the timing...this was pure comedy gold, I tell you! ...be there next time.

 

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