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2005-05-08 - 10:28 p.m.

From the Customers Suck LJ community:

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Me: "I am sorry, what was that, sir?"
Customer: "That was a belch. Why? Did it sound like your name? Cause you got all excited."
Me: *picturing jumping over the counter while screaming "YOU GONNA DIE NOW! STABBY STABBY STAB STAB!! I STAB YOU IN THE EYEBALLS!! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!*

The rest of the transaction was completed in total silence. Seriously, if you can not purchase a simple 20oz soda with out being a total dick, you deserve to die.
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