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2005-05-08 - 10:30 p.m.

One day a cat kept on juggling canteens when a stinky chief came by and said, "You can't keep doing that. Play baseball or find a dog to fight with." The cat laughs and says, "You compost eating nerd. I have all these burrs in my fur, and I have since birth. Do not butt in and say 'Hey!'. Do not mess with my ilk." The chief, having much wealth, decided to go hold some seals instead, for he was Welsh and had strange ethics (and napkins). He pulled his bowtie and said, "To hell with it, I'm going to hit them with a belt!" Then a milkman came along, hailed him down, and said "Hey, you need therapy." He then raised some zombies and raved about cats.


~Colin's story made up of words from a wordlist chosen to demonstrate a variety of phonological rules

 

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