2007-11-18 - It was like the cellulite was trying to escape, spreading its million tiny arms in all directions!
2007-08-19 - Mother Mangles Pop Songs
2007-04-19 - Evan's face is too rubbery
2007-01-03 - Hineys
2005-08-18 - That's not what hippos do!
2005-06-20 - BLOOOOD
2005-05-08 - And napkins!
2005-05-08 - This made me laugh a lot
2005-04-29 - MY MILKSHAKE!
2005-04-29 - Hippo vending machines
2005-04-29 - Achoooo
2005-04-16 - I must meet this man.
2005-04-10 - Ghetto curtains
2005-03-24 - WALES
2005-03-14 - Heeheehee growing flowers
2005-03-14 - Michael-Jackson-singing bottom
2005-03-06 - Eggses...
2005-03-06 - The drama of girl scout cookie thievery
2005-03-06 - GlassesMatt is building a TINY HOUSE
2005-03-01 - NINJA MUSIC Nooooo
2005-03-01 - I wish my name were Richard. Actually, no.
2005-03-01 - Why yes, I did
2005-02-23 - We are five years old.
2005-02-23 - Dreams, hoooy
2005-02-23 - Dude. That's strange.
2005-02-23 - Andrew, Andrew...
2005-02-23 - I want more time tarts.
2004-12-13 - GlassesMattesque
2004-12-13 - Mike loves his ovaries. He loves 'em good.
2004-12-12 - Lounge Insanity
2004-11-30 - I love Uncle Bob. And have not quoted him for a while.
2004-11-29 - Spaghettobeans
2004-11-28 - The joys of unintentionally amusing word choices...
2004-11-28 - What I want for Christmas: a bun puppet
2004-11-28 - Doughtots
2004-11-28 - Tricksy Tricksy
2004-11-28 - I want a sheep farmer barbie.
2004-11-21 - Crazy Sam
2004-11-19 - Heehehehee
2004-11-18 - Watching anime with Dale
2004-11-18 - Andrew, cheesecake.
2004-11-17 - Beez's triumph
2004-11-17 - GlassesMatt is gonna be quoted here a lot
2004-11-16 - Chicken tea?
2004-11-16 - Mike likes pie DELICIOUS APPLE PIE perhaps
2004-10-17 - Low-crabs. That's the one fer me.
2004-10-11 - Shinay
2004-10-01 - Bump yo ass
2004-10-01 - Panty shopping, ahoy!
2004-10-01 - Hamfuri-san is funnyyy
2004-09-26 - Daron's elbow has its own agenda
2004-09-26 - Hehehe
2004-09-26 - MAC SOUP, ROAST YERSELF A FROG OR DUCK
2004-09-20 - Aah, embarassment
2004-09-17 - mezzoforte
2004-09-13 - Larchyfish
2004-09-12 - Mike's Food Treatment
2004-09-10 - OW TOOTH HURTS hula woman
2004-07-29 - Lardboat
2004-07-28 - Boogy
2004-07-21 - My sister + karaoke machine = insanity
2004-07-21 - Anyone find a penny in their butt lately?
2004-07-15 - Working time
2004-07-07 - HAHAHA DONUTS
2004-06-14 - Lucy in the Sky with Couch Cushions
2004-05-26 - I secrete candy. Do you?
2004-05-19 - I can be a DDR button too!
2004-05-16 - Andrew is a veggie.
2004-05-06 - WatermeloN CANDAH
2004-05-06 - Dale and Cows
2004-04-26 - Eye want to make a sandwich! GET IT AHAHHAA
2004-04-19 - My linguistics teacher
2004-04-19 - Put THAT in yer pipe an' smoke it!
2004-04-17 - Andrew wears four berets
2004-04-17 - Uterus CHOMP
2004-04-03 - CANDYKERN
2004-04-03 - Dolphinzzzz
2004-04-03 - AIM Conversation Part 4 - Crazy siblings
2004-04-03 - AIM Conversation Part 3 - I don't know them
2004-04-03 - AIM Conversations Part 2
2004-04-03 - AIM Conversations - Scott and Person Yet to be Identified
2004-03-30 - Donit Lobsters!
2004-03-30 - Loves those Eggs he do
2004-03-26 - Watashi no tatemono
2004-03-26 - Cat Boobies
2004-03-25 - Fun with text messaging
2004-03-23 - Don't Call Jesus Back
2004-04-23 - Nature Haiku
2004-03-21 - Fairly Large SQUAWK
2004-03-05 - Can YOU trill your uvula?
2004-03-02 - The No Pants Dance
2004-03-02 - PHILATELYYY
2004-02-27 - I bring you this here porpoise...
2004-02-26 - I want some molios
2004-02-22 - Forkish
2004-02-22 - HEART BAM BAM BAM
2004-02-13 - Harf a pant
2004-02-12 - POLES
2004-02-02 - Frozen Dale treats
2004-02-02 - Cheeeez
2004-02-02 - Abrupt
2004-02-02 - Skirtness woohoo
2004-02-01 - Fishes
2004-01-31 - JUMPER CABLE CHICKEN
2004-01-19 - SAAAAAAALT
2004-01-18 - CARESS AN ACORN TODAY!
2004-01-18 - Disneyland inspires potential ferret owners
2004-01-18 - Phlegm Gnomes...Fleggum...
2003-12-15 - Evening, good chap.
2003-12-08 - PANTIIIESS
2003-11-29 - Taco Bell Cheese o_O
2003-11-29 - Dale and the sea slug
2003-11-23 - Steve was pretty drunk.
2003-11-16 - Tater TOTT. Hotttt.
2003-11-14 - おまえをたべます！！！
2003-11-12 - Mnemnemnemenononic.
2003-11-12 - Softitititity
2003-11-12 - Poot
2003-11-11 - Phillip?
2003-11-11 - FACE FACE FACE
2003-11-11 - The ADAM FACE
2003-11-11 - The BEEZFACE
2003-11-11 - PEN IN DA NOOOOSE
2003-11-11 - Lamp posts in LOOOOVE
2003-11-11 - Avocadoooo
2003-11-11 - Scary that this actually took place.
2003-11-11 - UTAH AND GUMBY - What do they have in common?
2003-11-11 - Hehehe, put out a nose.
2003-11-11 - SHOOOESBUTTSHOE
2003-11-11 - GITAROO MAAAAN Master Mode, oh yeah
2003-11-09 - M to the izz-onk!
2003-11-09 - BEEZY PEEBEE
2003-11-02 - Sake? Sak�?
2003-10-23 - Morphiiiine
2003-10-17 - Heehee Crab
2003-10-16 - MOZZARELLAZILLA!
2003-10-13 - Baiser - Flora = good song and nothing to do with this entry
2003-09-30 - Slacker...
2003-09-30 - HINA ENGRISH WOO
2003-09-30 - The Beez at midnight
2003-09-26 - SO GREAT
2003-09-25 - Mwaha
2003-09-25 - SATAN IS IN THE TOASTER
2003-09-25 - Monkeymonkeymonkey
2003-09-25 - I used to be one!
2003-09-25 - Hehehe HO
2003-09-25 - Cherry pie...that's another warg I won't put here.
2003-09-25 - Hehehehe asscrack hehehe
2003-09-24 - SpaTOOla
2003-09-24 - The Finale of Beez vs Adam!
2003-09-24 - Part 3!
2003-09-24 - My sis...heh... Part 2!
2003-09-24 - Part 1 of Beez vs Adam
2003-09-24 - Nut!
2003-09-24 - I DOOOO
2003-09-24 - Effferrrvescentntntent
2003-09-24 - NOOOO you may not!
2003-09-24 - Myfffffin I mean, Muffffin...dang typos...
2003-09-24 - AHEE Black
2003-09-23 - PIGEONS hehehe
2003-09-21 - Tidbits of wisdom from Dale
2003-09-21 - Bright greeen
2003-09-21 - Chad and cake
2003-09-21 - Omni-shoe!
2003-09-21 - Doo doo doo FALL DOWN
2003-09-21 - Wheeee staircase
2003-09-21 - Tittering time!
2003-09-21 - Prrrrrom
2003-09-21 - Alpha
2003-09-21 - Police
2003-09-07 - SLeepover madness
2003-09-07 - Giant feesh
2003-09-04 - Koopa troopa
2003-07-31 - Googlies
2003-07-23 - HARRR
2003-06-28 - Fresca! No wait...cat pants.
2003-06-25 - SUMO SUMO SUMO
2003-06-24 - WOOOO those Iowans.
2003-06-16 - Frenchness
2003-06-16 - SugarBalls
2003-05-26 - OONDERPANTOS!
2003-05-21 - Lima Reeves
2003-05-08 - Mwahaha message board goodness
2003-05-07 - BWAHAHA silly telemarketer people
2003-05-02 - My soul in the sole...
2003-04-28 - Wheee names
2003-04-15 - I love the random chat forums ^_^
2003-04-15 - Tina, hehee
2003-04-14 - Uncle Bob indeed doth rock
2003-04-04 - Part 7....11! Ha ha ha ha
2003-04-04 - Part 6! 6_6
2003-04-04 - Part FIIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIIINGS
2003-04-04 - Part onetwothree FOOOOORE! ::Wario::
2003-04-04 - Part kaTHREEEEE
2003-04-04 - Part 2!
2003-04-04 - Part 1 of Conversation that Makes me Laugh Muchly
2003-04-01 - AFRICAAA
2003-03-27 - Mr. Reeves is so WEIRD.
2003-03-20 - I love Christina, she's so awesome.
2003-03-18 - Heeheehee
2003-03-14 - Beezer and her dancin and a'singing.
2003-03-12 - Poor Dispozo.
2003-03-10 - Toasterhorses. Oh yeah.
2003-03-10 - SPORKY
2003-03-10 - Pants is yummah.
2003-03-10 - Winds...
2003-02-23 - ::wipes a tear:: Aah...good stuff.
2003-02-21 - Daroo's ELBOWS
2003-02-05 - In the glorious tradition of big blonde mormons
2003-01-19 - Demon Calculator from heck
2003-01-13 - HAIIIIR MUNCH MUNCH
2003-01-04 - Are there any fruits that start with H??
2003-01-01 - Diseased Beezer
2002-12-31 - Smell like poo
2002-12-31 - David da Gnooooome
2002-12-31 - Chicken staaaar in da skkyyyy
2002-12-31 - Shins is yummy
2002-12-31 - Squirrel Wrangler cracks me up
2002-11-19 - Insane-o...woo...
2002-11-05 - Oh so pretttyyyy
2002-10-27 - Wedge wedge buttness
2002-10-27 - Ah, english class...
2002-10-27 - ACHEW
2002-09-26 - Nerds. Word.
2002-08-16 - Werewolves...
2002-08-09 - Planet Spain
2002-07-26 - Vital Information!
2002-07-26 - I loved the old All That sketches...
2002-07-14 - TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
2002-07-14 - Happy Noodle Boy Part 2!
2002-07-14 - Happy Noodle Boy
2002-07-14 - Cid la la la
2002-07-14 - SHOOOO
2002-07-14 - We Do So Love Our Crispin Freeman
2002-06-22 - Zar's so Looney^_^
2002-06-21 - Pupate is a funny, funny word.
2002-06-17 - Funny words
2002-06-16 - Yearbooks...aah...the memories.
2002-06-14 - In My Sister's Handwriting
2002-06-12 - Delve, delve, delve...
2002-06-12 - A few quotes from whoselinefan...
2002-06-07 - I was crazy while signing yearbooks this year...
2002-06-07 - My sister and Kristiner-beaner are quite a pair. PAIR! AHAHA
2002-05-27 - Ice Cream Brownie Boatness and Clocks
2002-05-24 - I wanna cheese danish.
2002-05-24 - Killing my Soooooul
2002-05-23 - Nyaha, GODSPEED, MY LITTLE VIKING!
2002-05-22 - Odd poems, ne? HAR HAR
2002-05-22 - CHICKEN TIME!
2002-05-19 - More Artie I love Artie Artie Rocks
2002-05-15 - I Love Artie
2002-05-10 - Tina is Funny.
2002-05-07 - Emmaness
2002-05-07 - WARG WARG CORNBREAD!
2002-05-06 - Beezer is Affected By Doritos
2002-05-06 - Dangit, My Sister's Theme Song is Stuck in my Head
2002-05-05 - Cats are gross.
2002-04-24 - Jokeness
2002-04-23 - BRING IT ON!
2002-04-15 - My Eyes are Named Harold and Patrick. Why are they both dudes, you ask? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW! ::chomp::
2002-04-13 - French Breaaad
2002-04-03 - Crabs are Holy
2002-04-07 - Beezer's Beloved Cadbury Eggs
2002-04-07 - Sea Bassss
2002-04-03 - Baby Quotes
2002-04-03 - I think I'd die...or die laughing if I said this.
2002-04-03 - Fidel Castro CIGAAAR
2002-04-03 - Pride and Sesame Street
2002-04-03 - Our toilet talks.
2002-04-04 - Big Blonde Mormons...sheesh...
2002-04-04 - Belching Out Candle Flames
2002-04-04 - I Apologize if Anyone Does Not Share My Sense of Humor in This and My Sympathies Go Out to Anyone This Has Happened To
2002-03-25 - Oscarness
2002-03-24 - Dang typos...
2002-03-22 - Sigh....my mom...
2002-03-06 - Sabrina and Fartness
2002-03-06 - Them Drag-Cowboys and Potato Bugz
2002-03-06 - Wilbur's Noodles and a Pringle
2002-03-06 - Beezer and Chocolate Rocko Pants
2002-03-05 - Beezer's Snort
2002-01-17 - TEEEEEFS
2002-01-17 - Bird vapor
2002-01-16 - HEHEHEHE from Soshi's Sketchbook!
2002-01-16 - EBAY ATE MY SOOOUL
2001-11-25 - Emeril Live - Kick it up a Crotch!
2001-11-25 - Beanie Baby Fun
2001-11-19 - KaQUAK!
2001-11-19 - Milk Should be Cold
2001-11-19 - Pinky and the Brain
2001-11-19 - Fooshee Arm
2001-11-19 - 8 Inna Eye
2001-11-19 - Pat Sayjack
2001-11-19 - Ireland Ladies
2001-11-19 - Flying Ferrets
2001-11-19 - Verticly Challenged Little Man
2001-11-19 - Dem Apples
2001-11-19 - Toidballs
2001-11-19 - Crackhand